Gerard already knows what the concept of the next record is going to be.
mikey, what are you on about?
this is my new favourite interview askjdfkjewldc but i’m still convinced the lettuce thing is true o k a y.
omg mikey, no one cares about your lettuce facts okay? okay
^ I FUCKING DO OKAY I THINK ITS AWESOME HE KNOWS THAT AND WANTS TO SHARE IT WITH THE WORLD IN HIS OWN SPECIAL WAY
MIKEY WAY DOES NOT DO DRUGS, HE DOES LETTUCE, THAT’S WHY HE KNOWS SO MUCH ABOUT IT
^TO FUCKING TRUE
^agreed!! Mikey, um, okay? <3
I don’t know what to laugh at first. The fact Gerard knows Marks and Spencer, the fact Mikey rattled on about Lettuce when clearly no one gave a fuck, or the fact Gerard finds this lettuce rumor so amusing. PURE GOLD.
MIKEY AND I HAVE THE SAME FAVORITE SANDWICH. EVERYTHING YOU SAY IS FOREVER IRRELEVANT.
“Gerard as a front man is magnificent, of course - his honesty and vulnerability - along with the right kind of instinct for being a hero - connects instantly with the audience, reminding me quite a bit of a certain other great front man I worked with for many years.”—Brian May. (via pettled)
so this girl i roomed with during summer orientation. and she’s a theater kid and is obsessed with harry potter. cool, whatever. but she is so over the top it kills me. over the top with everything. over dramatic and just, urg.
so she has this figure of fluffy that growls when you walk by. earlier today i turned it on and had it face the door, so when she and her roommate (who im friends with) walked out it would scare them. it was hilar. so tonight we have a movie night. first of all, i forgot she was even there cause everyone eventually moved to the couch/ground near me and she was on the couch behind us. second of all, she was barely paying attention and was on her computer the entire time. so we’ve all been talking through both clerks II and the crow, but all of a sudden she goes “shh i’m trying to watch the movie.”
so then after the crow we all go upstairs and she kinda stays behind on the couch, and we’re talking about her, like, why the fuck did she shush us she wasnt even watching. then i turned fluffy on to show them, and we heard someone coming up the stairs so we ran. it wasnt her. so this girl brenna was leaving and i asked her to turn fluffy off and she was like, no omg i cant. so i was like, keep a look out for me then! before i could even go she comes up the stairs. so brenna leaves and my roommie emily was at the doorway with me. and she walked by fluffy, and it didnt growl. but she had to put her stuff down and it did. and she was like “who turned fluffy on?” so emily and i run into our dorm cracking up and shes like, “dyllan! its only one when i’m in the room!” and im laughing on the ground going, “okay okay last time i promise!” then i turn around and shes standing over me with fucking fluffy growling in my face. so i screamed and almost kicked her. emily is in the corner like “i have to pee!!” and im like, crying going “i just want to eat my honey buns!” so emily like, sprints out of the room and i follow her and we land in front of brennas dorm, both of us on the ground just crying. oh my jesus. it was hyfuckingsterical.
we also went to walmart with her, and that car ride (in which we were always lost) is another blog post in itself oh my god.