“They handed me a cordless mic, so I decided I was gonna make a big joke out of it. I climbed all around the stage. I didn’t even know where I was half the set. And I ended the show on the second stage while my band was on the first stage.”—Gerard Way (on how he ended up on the wrong stage during a show in Louisville.)
Prince Harry is handsome. Handsome as in rugged and dangerous, the ultimate bad boy with excellent pedigree. Yeah, his brother gets all the glory. You see Prince William in Chile helping orphans or sucking his buck teeth for the camera wearing the latest in Ralph Lauren. You can take your pretty boy Prince William. I don’t want him. He’s basically his mother with a penis. And I mean no disrespect to Princess Diana. She was an amazing woman. I’m just pointing out that William looks like his mom in drag.
William is the guy who’ll ask you to bed by saying, “Shall we fornicate?”
Harry would say, “Let’s fuck. Now.”
William would slip it in a few times and quietly orgasm.
Harry would ravage your ass and moan like that giant tortoise I once saw humping his tortoise wife. Trust me, this turtle was the man.
William would call and leave you an annoying message, “Great time last night. Would love to do it again. Call me. Bye for now.”
Harry wouldn’t call you but at least you’d have the memory of a great time.
In River’s own timeline, what came first for her: The Pandorica Opens/the Big Bang or The Impossible Astronaut?
I’m pretty sure The Pandorica Opens, because she knew Amy and Rory pretty well in The Impossible Astronaut. I don’t think they would put us in that much of a mindfuck. At some point we need to see the actual diaries, teehee.
no it has to be the impossible astronaut because shes going the opposite way of the doctor. maybe theres other adventures with rory and amy. but didnt she just meet amy when dealing with the angels? or am i making that up? my head hurts.